IT never fails. Every morning like
clockwork.

4:14am. On the dot. One of the many middle of the night bathroom breaks. But this one is different. It's always at the same time. And I ALWAYS fail to fall back asleep. Why? Could it be because of
THIS...?
Not just the size of
IT, although I do sometimes think I need to wake Tyson and ask him to roll me over. But
IT'S also got an attitude.
IT gets hungry.
I keep a glass of water next to the bed (probably one big reason I wake up so many times during the night anyways....).
Because I am so lazy, when
IT gets hungry, I simply try to fill
IT up with water. It never works. So I lay there. For hours (I admit, there have been a few times I gave in to
IT and found a snack, which usually makes
IT happy and I am then able to sleep). This then results in falling back to sleep about 1/2 an hour before te alarm goes off. Then I get up and feed
IT
When will
IT stop growing? When will
IT let our baby boy out?
What will he be like? Will he be just like his DAD? I hope so.
But wait! I still havn't changed a diaper. I still know absolutly nothing about babies. I still have never
actually baby sat.
Maybe he is safer in
IT. Maybe he should stay in a little bit longer.